SeeingTheStars

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

advice-animal:

Sleeping And Cuddlinghttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal:

There Is Always Time For Diethttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

There Is Always Time For Diet
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

50shadesofwweh:

Getting called cute by someone whos cute

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heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

rreallyrandomstuff:

twofingerswhiskey:

kittykaterpilla:

consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord:

caniborrowyoursanity:

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno some last words

See More Daily Facts Here!

I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew

"Uh Oh."

"Quite the contrary"

VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE

Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.

bigbadwolf4755:

nowyoukno:

Learn more at nowyoukno.com

Will Smith actually got younger

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

You punish yourself for being yourself.
My counsellor. (via onceadoring)