Disney at Hogwarts by Eira1893
I like how any of the ones with “selfishness” flaws are Slytherin.
*glares at the artist*
I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge
IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE
this is breaking my heart :(
i guess i have a cat now
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
I am trans, so I must be a freak.
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
this is perfect wow
I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays
I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore
I’m overweight, so I must be fat
I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends
I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner
I like country music, so I must be a redneck
I like pop music, so I must be a floozy
I’m a lawyer, so I must have no emotions.
I skipped a year or two, so I must get flawless grades.
I get good grades, so I must think I’m better than you.
I’m atheist, so I must not accept you and your religion.
I’m straight white and cis, so I must be prejudiced against almost everything mentioned here
I believe in magic so I must be a satanist
I wear pentacle’s so I must be wanting to summon a demon
I dye my hair so I must feel like I’m not good enough
I’m a girl and I wear game related t-shirts so I must be trying to impress boys
I believe in eating organically so I must be smelly hippie.
I wear a hijab so I must me a terrorist
I’m young with kind of big boobs so I must be stuffing my bra
I like reading so I must be a nerd
so this is the best version of this song that I have come across … cobbled together from two separate recordings … but will have to do until it is officially released.
I wish I knew how to convince Disney to actually release this version (unabridged) … the orchestration really makes Idina Menzel’s voice shine
Well I miss my friends
And they’re never coming back
They’re either on drugs
Or their working for the banks
And I don’t know which is worse
I just know that it hurts
I’ll lie in bed in tears
While my friends are at work
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
if i mutually follow you it’s a free pass to talk to me whenever you want
you can literally just send me an ask saying “piss” 10 times
Lookin for somethings and I think that I can find them in you.
When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows