SeeingTheStars

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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plutonique:

my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.

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marshtwain:

decodinggravityfalls:

officerpapermouth:

ok the gravity falls theme is cool backwards without even considering the spooky reverse whispering

Posting this on this page again for the “Three Letters Back” part.

And because wow this is so cool.

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Cant jerk off in public parks, cant jerk off on the subway, cant jerk off while driving down the highway, free country my balls.

the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts daily?

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

rumour:

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There is no time for love that isn’t miraculous. Get up and leave. Move. Go. Don’t hold on because you think you’ll never find someone else. If you’re even a little bit unsure, leave. Your uncertainty should tell you that at the very least, you need to explore other avenues. And if those roads lead you back, great. If they don’t, great. Wanting to leave is enough reason to go. And believe me, one way or another, you will eventually wind up where you’re supposed to.

showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*